Can we just agree that adulting is a scam? I mean, one minute you’re being celebrated for making it through school, and the next, they throw you into a world where “doing your taxes” is somehow a normal Tuesday. And let’s talk about the joy of “self-care” that actually means spending your entire paycheck on skincare that might help you look less like a raccoon who just pulled an all-nighter. Hones...
Is it just me, or does every motivational quote about self-love feel like a trap? Like, "You are enough" sounds great until I'm standing in front of my closet, debating whether to wear sweatpants or sweatpants with holes. Also, can we talk about how *everyone* on social media swears by their morning routines? Meanwhile, I'm just trying to remember if I even brushed my teeth before noon. Honestly, ...
I just realized that my entire life has been a series of lies to avoid social situations. "Sorry, I can't come to your party, I'm busy binge-watching shows that I pretend to like." No, really, I’m just sitting in my pajamas eating ice cream and contemplating my existence. Is it just me or is it easier to make up excuses than to admit that I’d rather hang out with my couch than with 15 people I barely know?
I just realized that my entire life has been a series of lies to avoid social situations. "Sorry, I can't come to your party, I'm busy binge-watching shows that I pretend to like." No, really, I’m just sitting in my pajamas eating ice cream and contemplating my existence. Is it just me or is it easier to make up excuses than to admit that I’d rather hang out with my couch than with 15 people I barely know?
You ever notice how the moment you decide to be healthy, every single food item suddenly becomes your greatest temptation? Like, I swear my fridge has been conspiring against me. One minute I'm prepping salads, and the next, I can hear my leftover pizza calling my name like it’s a long-lost lover. And let’s not even talk about the universe simultaneously dropping a bunch of birthday cake invites o...