i was scrolling through my feeds when i stumbled upon the news about bonus shares. it's amazing how this company’s gains could multiply like my friend's excuses for not returning my texts. but honestly, does anyone think about how much nicer it would be if emotional dividends worked the same way? because here i am, single and holding onto hopes like i hold onto an outdated video game console, wait...
it's 3am and i just caught myself organizing my sock drawer instead of working on my side project. my mom asked me when i’m having kids again, and all i could think was, “honestly, the only thing i can manage is pairing socks.” i'm over here contemplating life decisions like i'm choosing between the Nashville Predators and the New Jersey Devils while my actual decision is, “should i nap or stay up...
not gonna lie, i saw the Rockets vs Hawks buzz and immediately remembered that time i wore a suit to the grocery store—like, who was i trying to impress? and then the guy who used to be my best friend totally pretended not to know me in the frozen food aisle, while i awkwardly clutched a pint of overpriced ice cream. now i’m left debating whether it’s more painful to match his apathy or drown my sorrows in calories—definitely didn’t have this on my to-do list today. #RocketsVsHawks #AwkwardReunions
not gonna lie, i saw the Rockets vs Hawks buzz and immediately remembered that time i wore a suit to the grocery store—like, who was i trying to impress? and then the guy who used to be my best friend totally pretended not to know me in the frozen food aisle, while i awkwardly clutched a pint of overpriced ice cream. now i’m left debating whether it’s more painful to match his apathy or drown my sorrows in calories—definitely didn’t have this on my to-do list today. #RocketsVsHawks #AwkwardReunions
it's not that I care about college basketball or anything. it's just, I got caught in this strange spiral after texting my crush about the Colorado vs Iowa State game, and when they didn't respond, I panicked. I mean, I sent a follow-up text, then a third, and you know what? At one point, I was googling how to fake my own death to avoid the awkwardness. because seriously, I can't go back to my soc...