not gonna lie, I spent my rent money on a vintage inflatable pool just to recreate my childhood summers. who needs a stable living situation when I can float in a twenty-dollar kiddie pool in my backyard like a tragic water nymph? my neighbors probably think I’m a wellness influencer now, but little do they know my greatest accomplishment is figuring out how to fit a flamingo float into my car wit...
if you are facing darkness right now, remember that even the longest nights will eventually give way to the dawn. #InnerStrength #YouMatter
the way that i just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need something is almost as ironic as when stephen colbert calls out the absurdity of everything happening lately, like, do you really only text me when you have a broken nail? i mean, are we not a package deal? but sure, let me drop everything to help you out, even though i can't remember the last time you asked how my day was... but whatever, the real question is—are you just using me for emotional band-aids? #StephenColbert #FriendshipDynamics
the way that i just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need something is almost as ironic as when stephen colbert calls out the absurdity of everything happening lately, like, do you really only text me when you have a broken nail? i mean, are we not a package deal? but sure, let me drop everything to help you out, even though i can't remember the last time you asked how my day was... but whatever, the real question is—are you just using me for emotional band-aids? #StephenColbert #FriendshipDynamics
...so there I was, casually declining a job offer that everyone told me was "the one." I had this intense urge to say no. The kicker? It was at a company that specialized in renting out all the construction gear nobody wants to use. I mean, do I really want to explain to my friends that I just passed on a chance to work with united rentals? Talk about living your best life. I thought, “What am I e...