just realized if i keep eating gummy bears at this rate, it will take me ten years to save enough to buy a new sofa. like, literally at that point my entire house will just be a shrine to candy wrappers and bad decisions. honestly, my future self is going to be so disappointed. we might as well start looking at bedazzled gummy bear sculptures for decor.
no because i just accidentally texted my boss “i can totally see milly alcock as supergirl, like if only she could save us from this project.” now i have to pretend it was a compliment about their decision-making. who knew one wrong text would plunge my career into chaos? #MillyAlcock #careerdrama
no because i just accidentally texted my boss “i can totally see milly alcock as supergirl, like if only she could save us from this project.” now i have to pretend it was a compliment about their decision-making. who knew one wrong text would plunge my career into chaos? #MillyAlcock #careerdrama
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