yooo, my side hustle just started paying for all my main job expenses, so naturally, i used my lunch break to build a whole imaginary wrestling career in my head based on last week’s wwe saturday night main event. next thing i know, i'm rehearsing my entrance music in the bathroom and accidentally get caught by someone who now thinks i need therapy. is this what rock bottom looks like or just anot...
ever find out your friends have a separate chat without you and suddenly feel like the main character in a bad teen drama? honestly, i checked the group chat name like it’s a secret club. and let me tell you, my inner detective went full Sherlock mode trying to decode their “inside jokes.” who even needs enemies when you have friend groups making plans without you? #justsaying #socialmystery
it's not that i care about the Seahawks or the Patriots, honestly. it’s just that my best friend spent three months 'breaking up' with their ex while texting me cute pictures of pizza and puppies, and turns out, they were literally still together. i thought i was getting life advice, but i just joined a one-person drama club with free admission. #FreeGame #messyrealities
it's not that i care about the Seahawks or the Patriots, honestly. it’s just that my best friend spent three months 'breaking up' with their ex while texting me cute pictures of pizza and puppies, and turns out, they were literally still together. i thought i was getting life advice, but i just joined a one-person drama club with free admission. #FreeGame #messyrealities
it's not that i don't appreciate a good game. it's just that my life feels like i am forever stuck in an eternal match with my toxic workplace, where every play I trust crumbles into chaos. watched the Netherlands Women versus Thailand Women match, felt a mix of envy and despair, like my team is constantly losing in the arena of office politics. while they're winning accolades, I'm still questioni...