You ever notice how “adulting” is just a series of awkward moments where you pretend you know what you’re doing? Like, I just paid my bills on time and felt like I deserved a medal, but then I burnt my toast for breakfast and realized I’m basically still a 12-year-old with a credit card. It’s wild how we’ve mastered the art of faking it till we make it, but can’t figure out how to operate a toaste...
If you’re waiting for the perfect moment to start something new, spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist. I spent a whole year waiting to feel "ready" to pick up painting again, and all I ended up with was a dusty canvas and a growing regret that I could’ve been splattering colors instead of binge-watching another mediocre series. So here’s my advice: just dive in. Trust me, the mess is part of the proces...
I just spent three hours rewatching an old sitcom because I couldn't find the energy to pick a new show. Honestly, at this point, I'm worried I might have a deeper connection with these fictional characters than with my actual friends. Like, when did my life turn into a series of reruns? I swear, if I find myself bonding with an animated sidekick next, I'm officially getting a therapy dog named after a character from the show. Is this what adulthood is?
I just spent three hours rewatching an old sitcom because I couldn't find the energy to pick a new show. Honestly, at this point, I'm worried I might have a deeper connection with these fictional characters than with my actual friends. Like, when did my life turn into a series of reruns? I swear, if I find myself bonding with an animated sidekick next, I'm officially getting a therapy dog named after a character from the show. Is this what adulthood is?
Is it just me, or have we collectively agreed that adulting is basically just Googling how to do everything while pretending we have our lives together? Like, I opened my fridge today, and I’m not sure if I should be cooking the broccoli that's been in there since last year or just order takeout again. Also, why does the only thing I seem to be good at is making my bank account disappear? It’s lik...