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Confessions: yaar, so i watched this wedding video where my classmate spent more money on dec…

i literally created a backstory for the guy at the bus stop who wore a Hawaiian shirt in January, like he probably spends every winter in his grandmother's attic pretending he's a famous artist, while downing pineapple juice and writing terrible poetry about lost socks, but then i realized—what if he's just a really sad accountant on the edge of a breakdown and the shirt is his final attempt to ex...

it’s funny how everyone thinks you’re living the dream when really you’re dodging questions about your non-existent savings. like, do people actually think that i spent half my rent on that novelty cactus sculpture? no, it’s more like i turned on every single light in my apartment to make it look like i wasn’t pretending my one lamp was enough to illuminate my future. and don’t get me started on t...

yaar, so i watched this wedding video where my classmate spent more money on decor than i have in my entire bank account. it was like a movie, all slow-motion, and there i was, sitting on my couch in pajamas, clutching a packet of biscuits like it was my emotional support animal. my friends used to say we would throw such epic weddings, but i’ve literally cut off all my toxic friends for... i guess a low-key solitude where i can binge-watch romance movies and cringe at my social skills. not gonna lie, the way they flaunted their love, i kind of wished for a disaster just so it could make my normal life feel a little less sad. life, huh? #ManojMuntashir #LifeIsHard

yaar, so i watched this wedding video where my classmate spent more money on decor than i have in my entire bank account. it was like a movie, all slow-motion, and there i was, sitting on my couch in pajamas, clutching a packet of biscuits like it was my emotional support animal. my friends used to say we would throw such epic weddings, but i’ve literally cut off all my toxic friends for... i guess a low-key solitude where i can binge-watch romance movies and cringe at my social skills. not gonna lie, the way they flaunted their love, i kind of wished for a disaster just so it could make my normal life feel a little less sad. life, huh? #ManojMuntashir #LifeIsHard

wait, you ever think about how relationships are like those Galatasaray games? everyone’s cheering, pretending everything’s great, but deep down, you see the cracks? i found out something that could destroy my friend's whole thing with their partner. but if i spill that secret, i’d have to own up to my own failures too. and honestly, what’s worse—losing a friendship or living with the guilt while ...