the way that everyone is obsessed with those viking cruises after hearing about the ships colliding makes me feel like i should rethink my own love life. found out my crush was never actually single. caught myself looking up his ex's profile and they seem happy. like are we sailing in the same direction here, or am i just stuck in stormy seas? now i feel like one of those ships crashing into reali...
bruh, so I just remembered I named my future pet fish with someone I met ONCE at a weird trivia night. we both decided 'Mr. Bubbleguts' was perfect, and now I catch myself imagining elaborate aquariums, and how I'll introduce him to my actual pets. it's a WHOLE situation. #futurepetparents #unhingedplanning
yooo, just checked Jenny McCarthy's latest drama like it’s my job, while trying to pretend my cousin’s new boyfriend isn’t posting daily about his ASMR candle business that NO ONE asked for. bruh, why do I feel more invested in Jenny's 'over my dead body' threats than my own life choices? I just hope he doesn't start one of those hypnotic videos or I might accidentally pledge my entire soul. #JennyMccarthy #DramaLlama
yooo, just checked Jenny McCarthy's latest drama like it’s my job, while trying to pretend my cousin’s new boyfriend isn’t posting daily about his ASMR candle business that NO ONE asked for. bruh, why do I feel more invested in Jenny's 'over my dead body' threats than my own life choices? I just hope he doesn't start one of those hypnotic videos or I might accidentally pledge my entire soul. #JennyMccarthy #DramaLlama
Story Name: "The Woman I Saved Is the Mother I Never Knew" Part 5 of 4 Her hands tremble as they clutch the edge of the table. “I didn’t just give you up, Lily. I had to protect you.” Her voice is barely a whisper, yet it thunders in my ears. “Your father—he was dangerous. I thought it was best to let you go.” My blood runs cold. “What do you mean? What kind of danger?” Memories of my childhood...