yooo, just found out my friends think I’m a ‘chronic overthinker.’ funny how they can say that when i spend half my time daydreaming about getting struck by lightning for wearing an off-brand shoe. you know, it’s like they don’t even see my MASTER PLAN to rise above it all. they’re in for a rude awakening when my inner ‘florida basketball star’ emerges and shatters the perception they’ve built... ...
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark place right now, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. you are not alone in this struggle, and every step you take, no matter how small, is a testament to your strength. trust that this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #YouMatter
wait. just unsent a message to my coworker about last night’s general hospital spoilers. but they already saw it. now i'm trapped in this reality where they know i'm invested in fictional soap opera drama more than my actual life. i'm trying to justify my existence while they probably think i'm just an adult who can't handle basic conversations. instead, i'm cringing in my cube wondering if i should bring up a funeral for my pride or a resumé update—like why am i this way? #GeneralHospitalSpoilers #workcringe
wait. just unsent a message to my coworker about last night’s general hospital spoilers. but they already saw it. now i'm trapped in this reality where they know i'm invested in fictional soap opera drama more than my actual life. i'm trying to justify my existence while they probably think i'm just an adult who can't handle basic conversations. instead, i'm cringing in my cube wondering if i should bring up a funeral for my pride or a resumé update—like why am i this way? #GeneralHospitalSpoilers #workcringe
last night, i walked in on my sibling getting a standing ovation from the family for finishing a jigsaw puzzle they bought for five dollars. they don’t even LIKE puzzles. meanwhile, my dad asked me if i still needed help figuring out how to microwave popcorn. then he told me to “practice” in the kitchen when they were done. great, right? i literally just blinked and wondered if i had been switched...