my parents were my age when they started living like they were in a romantic comedy. like, they had it all. careers, matching outfits, and here i am, pretending to get it together while sipping lukewarm green tea in my pajamas. i’m about to manifest my entire life into existence but with none of the effort. they should be expecting my one woman show about my life crisis any day now.
honestly, i used to think turning thirty meant becoming some kind of wise wizard, navigating life with a flawless plan. fast forward to now, and i can’t even balance my budget after accidentally buying a $20 candle because “it looked like my vibe.” then there’s the whole “babar azam in a crisis” scenario that keeps playing in my head, where i imagine him like me, flopping under pressure, completel...
not gonna lie, i thought catching feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships was bad until i realized they just became my Naomi Osaka and i’m stuck being the tennis ball they keep smacking away. i watched them nail every opponent while i’m over here contemplating whether to unfollow them on social media or buy matching outfits for the relationship that doesn’t exist. where’s my Australian Open for emotional clarity? #AntoniaRui #TennisIsHard
not gonna lie, i thought catching feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships was bad until i realized they just became my Naomi Osaka and i’m stuck being the tennis ball they keep smacking away. i watched them nail every opponent while i’m over here contemplating whether to unfollow them on social media or buy matching outfits for the relationship that doesn’t exist. where’s my Australian Open for emotional clarity? #AntoniaRui #TennisIsHard
i unsent a message to a crush, thinking it was a smooth move. they clearly saw it before i hit delete. now i feel like i need to schedule a casual coffee meeting where i pretend it was all a big joke, all while the news about the mcd expanding waste-to-energy plants is more interesting than my love life. guess this means i’ll be pouring my heart out over a side of waste management. #Mcd #romanticd...