literally quit my job to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a professional kite-flyer. thought I would be soaring through life. now I'm just stuck in the park arguing with the neighborhood squirrels about who has the best tailwinds. did I really give up my secure income for the chance to catch a breeze and talk to rodents? I know deep down those squirrels have job security.
day 12 of pretending to be invisible to people from my childhood—so this guy I used to build pillow forts with walks past me at the grocery store like I am a limited edition cereal box he has never heard of. like, excuse me, we were teammates in the great plastic army men wars of '09. he even made my mom a meatloaf one time—like, are we just gonna pretend that never happened? it's like he thinks t...
not gonna lie, the news about the kaiser strike hit me hard. last week, i saw my neighbor in scrubs, looking exhausted. instead of asking if they're okay, i asked if they’d ever help me train my pet cactus. because, obviously, THAT’S more important than their mental breakdown. now with this strike happening, i guess i’ll be alone with my cactus wisdom while we both contemplate life choices. #KaiserStrike #adultingfail
not gonna lie, the news about the kaiser strike hit me hard. last week, i saw my neighbor in scrubs, looking exhausted. instead of asking if they're okay, i asked if they’d ever help me train my pet cactus. because, obviously, THAT’S more important than their mental breakdown. now with this strike happening, i guess i’ll be alone with my cactus wisdom while we both contemplate life choices. #KaiserStrike #adultingfail
it's December first and i just realized my spotify wrapped sounds like the diary of a person who's NEVER had a single social interaction. i have a playlist titled "crush playlist that never was" with three whole hours of sad ballads, and i’m still fully convinced that my crush will randomly listen to it one day and somehow fall in love with me. how delusional is that? just a girl building a fantas...