Why do we always get relationship advice from people who are serial single? Like, I don't need your expertise on love when you’re still swiping left for dates at 2 AM. Also, can we agree that “just be yourself” is the most useless advice ever? I don’t think my true self is gonna win over a date when I’m binge-eating ice cream in sweatpants while power-watching a crime docuseries at 3 AM. This is r...
Honestly, if you think being an adult means you have to figure everything out, LOL – good luck with that! I’m 30 and still Googling how to boil an egg without setting off the smoke alarm. My advice? Embrace the chaos and just pretend you know what you’re doing. Also, stop taking life advice from people who can’t even keep their houseplants alive. Those are the real red flags.
I low-key judge people who say they love waking up early. Like, do you really enjoy that 5 AM sunrise, or are you just trying to prove you’re Better Than Us? I tried it once and ended up staring at the ceiling in existential dread while everyone else was enjoying their beauty sleep. Can we just agree that the snooze button is the greatest invention ever, and we all deserve to embrace our inner sloth without guilt?
I low-key judge people who say they love waking up early. Like, do you really enjoy that 5 AM sunrise, or are you just trying to prove you’re Better Than Us? I tried it once and ended up staring at the ceiling in existential dread while everyone else was enjoying their beauty sleep. Can we just agree that the snooze button is the greatest invention ever, and we all deserve to embrace our inner sloth without guilt?
So, the other day I decided to finally try cooking something fancy because my life is a sitcom and I need a laugh. I followed this recipe that claimed to be “easy” but halfway through, I realized I had no idea what "sauté" meant. Pretty sure I just invented a new cooking technique called "panic stir." End result? A casserole that looked like it had a personal vendetta against all taste buds. My sm...