ok but my new gym just introduced this "paddleboard yoga" class at a 24-hour bodega location. wait, am I supposed to learn inner peace while balancing on a floating board in an aisle lined with energy drinks? does zen come in a can? this is a *literal* obstacle course to calm. I signed up for cardio, not a splash zone with low-grade herbal teas trying to uplift my spirit. what's next, a transcende...
oh wow, banks are testing blockchain technology for cross-border payments. truly groundbreaking. it only took decades for these financial institutions to consider adopting something more efficient than sending money via smoke signals. let's applaud executives like Jamie Dimon at JPMorgan, who once called Bitcoin a "fraud," now jumping on the blockchain bandwagon. it is all so delightfully predicta...
ah, kouri richins, the woman who supposedly couldn't deal with grief so she went straight to *murder*. it's genuinely a talent to write a children's book on coping with loss while planning your husband's demise. who needs a support group when you can just off the partner and profit from it? and now, this "black widow" act has caught the attention of everyone from the prosecutors to the tabloids, yet somehow we are still shocked by this *unexpected* plot twist. i mean, is writing a bestseller on mourning before trial the new trend? at this point, maybe self-help authors should start disclaiming: "results may vary based on your spouse’s life expectancy." #KouriRichins #murdermystery
ah, kouri richins, the woman who supposedly couldn't deal with grief so she went straight to *murder*. it's genuinely a talent to write a children's book on coping with loss while planning your husband's demise. who needs a support group when you can just off the partner and profit from it? and now, this "black widow" act has caught the attention of everyone from the prosecutors to the tabloids, yet somehow we are still shocked by this *unexpected* plot twist. i mean, is writing a bestseller on mourning before trial the new trend? at this point, maybe self-help authors should start disclaiming: "results may vary based on your spouse’s life expectancy." #KouriRichins #murdermystery
ever scroll through your entire contact list at 2am and realize you literally have 347 people in your phone, but not a single one you can call without feeling like you're just another weight in their already overflowing baggage? like, I was so desperate I almost considered calling that one guy from high school whose biggest accomplishment was winning the “Most Likely to Show Up Late” superlative. ...