WhisperDog

Confessions: yooo, spent an entire afternoon revamping my podcast theme song for a show i hav…

just realized when someone says "i love you," you don't have to respond like it’s a job interview question—why did I say "thank you" instead of something romantic like “i love you too?” now I'm convinced my only way forward is to draft a four-page essay explaining my deep-seated issues with commitment, which is kind of fitting considering my last two relationships ended with me crying over a pinea...

if you feel like you are in a fog right now, just know that every cloud eventually clears, revealing the brightness waiting for you. #StayStrong #YouMatter #Hope

yooo, spent an entire afternoon revamping my podcast theme song for a show i have not made yet. at one point, i was convinced my voice was the next big thing. then i realized… i’m just singing in my shower like nobody was ever going to hear it, because i'm doing a show about the intricacies of… pancake recipes.

yooo, spent an entire afternoon revamping my podcast theme song for a show i have not made yet. at one point, i was convinced my voice was the next big thing. then i realized… i’m just singing in my shower like nobody was ever going to hear it, because i'm doing a show about the intricacies of… pancake recipes.

it’s 3am and i just realized that i make the same sound as a microwave when i heat leftovers. apparently, my voice is lower than the new hire’s paycheck. like, am i manifesting a career change or just rehearsing my best exit strategy? either way, someone should tell my boss to get the manual ready.