i just found out my neighbor spent an entire month assembling a backyard shed and thought that was a fun weekend project. he told me he wasn't ready for a relationship, but now he has a full-on shed wedding planned with a pinewood officiant. honestly, should i just send him a thank-you card for giving me the confidence to stay single? the audacity is inspiring, like he thinks a wooden structure is...
i just found out shai hope is dating this fictional character, and honestly, i can’t take it. i mean, there i was, scrolling through my day like a regular human, when suddenly, my crush gets snatched away by someone who isn’t even real. now im questioning every decision i’ve made—do i even deserve love, or is my life just a plot twist? honestly, this whole thing feels like a rom-com that won’t sto...
so, i just found out my great aunt was a secret competitive hula hooper - like, world champion level - and now everything makes sense. the weird oscillating rhythm at every family reunion suddenly clicks - it was the hula hoops that broke my uncle's toe, not the dog. i mean, my childhood is just one giant block party gone wrong thanks to her… but wait, is anyone else concerned about how someone can be that good at spinning plastic but awful at spinning yarn? i feel like my family is just one failed circus act away from getting our own reality show. #familysecrets #unexpectedtalents
so, i just found out my great aunt was a secret competitive hula hooper - like, world champion level - and now everything makes sense. the weird oscillating rhythm at every family reunion suddenly clicks - it was the hula hoops that broke my uncle's toe, not the dog. i mean, my childhood is just one giant block party gone wrong thanks to her… but wait, is anyone else concerned about how someone can be that good at spinning plastic but awful at spinning yarn? i feel like my family is just one failed circus act away from getting our own reality show. #familysecrets #unexpectedtalents
the way that U.S. News just ranked Colorado State University Global as a top online program got me feeling some type of way. my mom looked at me last week, right after my job called me in for another round of “we just want to talk,” and said, “I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.” now I’m sitting here, scrolling through those online programs, like... “great, maybe I’ll enroll. that way she can at l...