bruh, my manager just scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm, the exact time when I always get existential and start reflecting on my life choices - meanwhile, Marta Kostyuk just annihilated the court, and I’m here still debating if I should even bring my therapist's name up in that meeting. like what do I say, "sorry I missed that target last month, but did you see her angled pass?" also, let’...
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why do we fall for people who literally have a sign on their forehead saying 'no relationships'? like, i caught feelings for someone who said that, and now i'm sitting here rehearsing our life together like i'm preparing for an audition. you know, just in case they change their mind? but then i saw the whole marta kostyuk drama and realized, it’s like she just smashed those angles while I’m out here twisting my heart into a pretzel. so now, should i be manifesting love or a tennis racket? #MartaKostyuk #relationshipgoals
why do we fall for people who literally have a sign on their forehead saying 'no relationships'? like, i caught feelings for someone who said that, and now i'm sitting here rehearsing our life together like i'm preparing for an audition. you know, just in case they change their mind? but then i saw the whole marta kostyuk drama and realized, it’s like she just smashed those angles while I’m out here twisting my heart into a pretzel. so now, should i be manifesting love or a tennis racket? #MartaKostyuk #relationshipgoals
why does seeing yungblud run around naked on a yacht make me realize i just revealed my worst-kept secret in front of my whole family? last weekend, i got so stressed about the price of toilet paper that i accidentally yelled “I can’t handle the pressure!” while my aunt was sharing her life insurance plan. everyone stared, and now they think i’m having a midlife crisis. not sure what’s worse, my f...