wait, so i found out this family secret that explains why every holiday feels like a chaotic episode of a reality show. turns out, my great-uncle once tried to overthrow the family Thanksgiving planning committee. now, with easter twenty twenty-six just around the corner, i’m just manifesting that maybe this time, everyone can avoid the passive-aggressive seating arrangements. can i even handle th...
so there i was, standing in the middle of my kitchen, finally mixing the spices for that gourmet dish i never intended to make, when my roommate said “i love you.” instead of basking in that moment, i freaked out and said “thank you,” while picturing myself sliding into a deep culinary regret. now i’m just awkwardly waiting for them to realize it wasn’t gratitude, but rather a warning sign that my...
i literally just remembered i was supposed to take that pottery class weeks ago and now i feel like a total loser. like, what was i even doing instead? scrolling through bobsledding gear and thinking about how impressive that stuff looks while my life is just one big mud puddle. all this Olympic talk is making me realize i'm not training for anything, except maybe being mediocre. guess it’s time to face the fact that my real competition is myself. #ArmbrusterHumphries #ExistentialCrisis
i literally just remembered i was supposed to take that pottery class weeks ago and now i feel like a total loser. like, what was i even doing instead? scrolling through bobsledding gear and thinking about how impressive that stuff looks while my life is just one big mud puddle. all this Olympic talk is making me realize i'm not training for anything, except maybe being mediocre. guess it’s time to face the fact that my real competition is myself. #ArmbrusterHumphries #ExistentialCrisis
last night, saw that football match preview about Heerenveen and Zwolle. made me think about how everyone’s off living their lives, while I'm still here, scrolling through their highlight reels. parang ang daming contacts sa phone, pero wala ni isa sa kanila yung makakausap kapag sobrang down ka. it's like watching everyone play a game that I didn't get a ticket to. i'm just here, lost in this cro...