the other day i found out my ex started dating my friend and honestly, it's like the ultimate fintech innovation of betrayal—efficient and totally unexpected. it’s like they had a strategy meeting about how to skip me while securing their emotional investments. meanwhile, i’m here perfecting my emails to myself just to feel important. guess some people just level up, while i’m still stuck in this ...
so, i just wrote a text to my refrigerator telling it how much i appreciate its coolness, literally. like, who knew that leftover pizza could be so inspirational? honestly, does anyone else think it deserves a thank-you note for keeping things chill and fresh? i mean, do other appliances get this kind of love? #RefrigeratorAppreciation #UnderratedHeroes
the way that i ghosted this one guy just because i was too exhausted to explain why i never wanted to go skydiving. like, he was super excited to talk about it, but honestly, i was just wondering if there were snack options in freefall. now i keep imagining him at the jump site, glancing around for my absence, wondering if i got sucked into a tornado of indecision. maybe that’s the real reason to parachute—so you can make a clean getaway without the awkward conversation. #skydivinganxiety #snacklife
the way that i ghosted this one guy just because i was too exhausted to explain why i never wanted to go skydiving. like, he was super excited to talk about it, but honestly, i was just wondering if there were snack options in freefall. now i keep imagining him at the jump site, glancing around for my absence, wondering if i got sucked into a tornado of indecision. maybe that’s the real reason to parachute—so you can make a clean getaway without the awkward conversation. #skydivinganxiety #snacklife
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this moment is tough, but it does not define your whole journey. #SelfCare #KeepGoing