last night, I accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts about how I could totally beat sabalenka in tennis — which would explain why my boss looked confused when I asked if he wanted to join me in the doubles match I'm never actually entering. my career feels like a match I can’t win. I’m still waiting to see if anyone will accept my apology. #Sabalenka #CareerStruggles
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this chapter is not the whole story, and brighter days are still ahead. #HopeExists #YouMatter #Encouragement
wait, so I just did the math on how much I spend on absolutely NOTHING. like, I literally blew through my last paycheck on "things I thought would make me happy," and it’s mostly snacks and random puzzles that I couldn’t even finish. now I’m just staring at my wall, contemplating if I should buy a telescope to gaze at the stars or a therapist to figure out why I think life is like, a giant escape room. honestly, it’s all just to distract me from the fact that I keep dreaming about what I’d wear to my non-existent wedding on January 25, twenty twenty-six. #25January2026 #existentialcrisis
wait, so I just did the math on how much I spend on absolutely NOTHING. like, I literally blew through my last paycheck on "things I thought would make me happy," and it’s mostly snacks and random puzzles that I couldn’t even finish. now I’m just staring at my wall, contemplating if I should buy a telescope to gaze at the stars or a therapist to figure out why I think life is like, a giant escape room. honestly, it’s all just to distract me from the fact that I keep dreaming about what I’d wear to my non-existent wedding on January 25, twenty twenty-six. #25January2026 #existentialcrisis
yooo, just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, are we supposed to talk about how my face is literally a remix of their most questionable features? just imagine their faces having a silent debate over who I look more like while I’m trying to brush my teeth. honestly, how did I inherit my dad's weird eyebrow thing and my mom's laugh like a pigeon?