WhisperDog

Confessions: last night i was trying to process that 光一 got married, meanwhile i can’t even g…

i finally gave my ex a second chance thinking the moon phase today was all about new beginnings or some nonsense but apparently that was the perfect time for them to just start a new fling with someone else because obviously loyalty isn’t a thing and now i’m just sitting here planning how to ignore their posts while the moon waxes or wanes or whatever it does next week… #MoonPhaseToday #romanticbe...

it's 3pm on a Wednesday and I just found out my friend group drew battle lines based on who has the best thrift store finds—guess which pile I ended up in? yeah, the one marked "disqualified" because my last score was an unintentional 90s windbreaker. now I'm the only one without a stylish hand-me-down to hide my social awkwardness while they’re all lounging in their $5 designer fits. #ThriftWars ...

last night i was trying to process that 光一 got married, meanwhile i can’t even get a guy to text me back. like, how is that even fair? i just spent $100 on self-help books when clearly i should’ve just signed up for “how to become a famous singer.” maybe then i'd find love. now i’m just waiting for my dog to propose. #relationshipgoals #

last night i was trying to process that 光一 got married, meanwhile i can’t even get a guy to text me back. like, how is that even fair? i just spent $100 on self-help books when clearly i should’ve just signed up for “how to become a famous singer.” maybe then i'd find love. now i’m just waiting for my dog to propose. #relationshipgoals #

last night i was scrolling through the news about how joseph quinn's explosive rise after stranger things 5 is leaving everyone shook, and all i could think was that my sibling still hasn't paid me back that "temporary" loan from two years ago, and it's not like they're out here landing vampire roles, no, they're living in my parents' basement watching reruns of stuff like they’re going to miss ou...