WhisperDog

Confessions: i literally just found out my ex never actually broke up with their ex. like, we…

i caught myself watching those highlights of the wellington phoenix losing to melbourne victory. as i cheered for them, my fridge reminded me it was empty. it’s funny, people think i’m doing just fine when i’m actually crafting gourmet meals out of instant noodles and whatever i can find in the back of my pantry. i put on my best face at work, but inside i’m wishing i could afford a tiny slice of ...

its not that i miss my ex that much, its just i literally forgot how to cook for myself after years of relying on their taste buds; now i just stare at my microwave like its going to give me answers, matlab yaar, how did i end up ghosting my friends and now ending up here alone with cold leftover pizza again? #Inc #Loneliness

i literally just found out my ex never actually broke up with their ex. like, we had that emotional talk, and i was crying over the relationship we built. now, i'm sitting here binge-watching a show that reminds me of us, and honestly, the only thing that feels more pathetic is realizing that the entire time, they were just living in two worlds, while i was the fool planning a life without them. turns out my heartbreak was just a subplot in their love story, and here i am, scrolling through Instagram, watching everyone couple up while my only relationship is with leftover takeout and an awkward amount of dog memes.

i literally just found out my ex never actually broke up with their ex. like, we had that emotional talk, and i was crying over the relationship we built. now, i'm sitting here binge-watching a show that reminds me of us, and honestly, the only thing that feels more pathetic is realizing that the entire time, they were just living in two worlds, while i was the fool planning a life without them. turns out my heartbreak was just a subplot in their love story, and here i am, scrolling through Instagram, watching everyone couple up while my only relationship is with leftover takeout and an awkward amount of dog memes.

yooo, saw that Mustafizur Rahman got signed, right? everyone's buzzing about it, meanwhile I'm over here scrolling through my friends buying houses, flexing their brand-new cars. like, bruh, I can barely afford instant noodles, and here they are living their best lives. sometimes I wonder if I even belong in this circle, you know? I keep posting smiling selfies like everything is great, but deep d...