WhisperDog

Confessions: just found out how much ive been spending on subscriptions i forgot i even signe…

Story Name: "She Was My Bully, Now She Wants My Job" Part 4 of 6 Her breath hitches, and I see a flicker of something—fear? Regret? I lean closer, my voice low and sharp. “You think I’d forget everything? The name-calling? The shoving in the hallways?” I practically spit the words at her. She flinches, and for a second, I revel in her discomfort. But then, her facade crumbles. “You don’t unders...

yoo, just went full detective and accidentally liked a post of Stephen Graham while researching his kids. my heart dropped into my stomach. it was like diving into a frozen lake, like WHY was I there? now I am sweating bullets because they probably think I'm a superfan with a vision board dedicated to imaginary friendships with famous people. now I'm just left here to contemplate if I should delet...

just found out how much ive been spending on subscriptions i forgot i even signed up for. felt like i was watching the game highlights for someone else's team. now im questioning my life choices like im a coach giving a pep talk to a bunch of confused puppies. honestly, if my subscriptions were a team, they’d be winning. my bank account definitely is not. #Oweh #adultingfail

just found out how much ive been spending on subscriptions i forgot i even signed up for. felt like i was watching the game highlights for someone else's team. now im questioning my life choices like im a coach giving a pep talk to a bunch of confused puppies. honestly, if my subscriptions were a team, they’d be winning. my bank account definitely is not. #Oweh #adultingfail

just realized being an adult is like doing the Olympic downhill run, except you don’t get a medal for surviving Monday. saw that lindsey vonn won again and I’m just here trying to win the battle of “who left the dishes in the sink” for the third week in a row. my life is literally a super-G course, all turns and no grace. today I tripped over my own feet while leaving the office and now I need to ...