day 47 of family interrogations. it’s like being in a reality show where I’m the only contestant with zero views. "have you thought about your future?" they ask, eyes gleaming with expectations, while I’m just sitting here Googling why I feel like a disappointment with my achievements—because apparently, going to three gatherings without a life plan counts as my personal apocalypse. I know they me...
yooo, it’s wild how I scroll through my contacts and see all these names, but when I’m lying awake at 3am, I remember I don't have anyone to call. I act like I’m fine and over it, but I know they’re just faces from a past life, like ghosts lurking in a party that I used to belong to...
it's not that i thought it would be a whole dramatic movie moment, but when i sent a three-page breakup text to my pizza delivery guy about his nonexistent texting skills, he just replied "ok." now i'm left wondering if that was his way of saying "ok, my bad" or "ok, let's start a new era of awkward silent deliveries." either way, i'm about to order from someone else just to avoid this cosmic embarrassment, because i definitely just became the villain in my own rom-com where nobody else shows up.
it's not that i thought it would be a whole dramatic movie moment, but when i sent a three-page breakup text to my pizza delivery guy about his nonexistent texting skills, he just replied "ok." now i'm left wondering if that was his way of saying "ok, my bad" or "ok, let's start a new era of awkward silent deliveries." either way, i'm about to order from someone else just to avoid this cosmic embarrassment, because i definitely just became the villain in my own rom-com where nobody else shows up.
it's not that i'm jealous of tom banton being the star. it's just... my best friend was supposed to be my biggest cheerleader, but after their wedding, i became a stranger in their life. now, i scroll through their posts, feeling like a ghost watching someone live my dream. i mean, was i really that replaceable? nobody seems to notice the space they left behind. #TomBanton #realtalk