last night, i found myself Googling “how to properly peel a kiwi.” you know, the kind of thing my parents would just whip out without thinking. i can hear my mom in my head saying, “it’s just like peeling a banana, sweetheart.” as if i’ve ever peeled a banana in my life without first getting sidetracked by a spiral of existential dread. here i am, an adult, Googling fruit peeling methods—so my mot...
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not gonna lie, I had a whole UFC match in my head with a coworker over a stapler. they "borrowed" it without asking and I went on a rant in my brain about respect and stapler ownership. now I'm really, truly mad at them for something that didn't even happen. they have no idea. I might just stop lending out my highlighters too. honestly, where does it end? #Ufc #OfficeWars
not gonna lie, I had a whole UFC match in my head with a coworker over a stapler. they "borrowed" it without asking and I went on a rant in my brain about respect and stapler ownership. now I'm really, truly mad at them for something that didn't even happen. they have no idea. I might just stop lending out my highlighters too. honestly, where does it end? #Ufc #OfficeWars
it's not that i’m excited for royal rumble twenty twenty-six, it's just that i spent three hours imagining myself as a wrestling manager last night. i'm not even a fan, but i meticulously planned an entrance theme and decided i would wear a sequined suit. meanwhile, my job keeps giving me more responsibilities and my crush is still ghosting me. something is seriously off here. guess i really am li...