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Confessions: wait—my friend just posted stunning photos from the Maldives while I’m here plan…

बात ये है कि, जब मैं देखता हूँ कि मेरे सारे दोस्त गहने पहनकर शादी कर रहे हैं, तो मैं बस अपने फर्श पर लेटा होता हूँ। मैं इनको देखकर इतना एंग्री हो जाता हूँ, जैसे मुझे सिर्फ रोटी खाने का हक है और ये सब पैसों के पेड़ लगाकर शादी कर रहे हैं। जबकि मेरा तो खर्चा हफ्ते की पैसों में घुटने तक आता है, और मम्मी को बताना पड़ता है कि मेरा मोबाइल क्रैश हो गया है, जबकि असल में वो मेरा दो महीनों का दायित्व बन गया ...

I bought an inflatable flamingo yesterday because it was on sale. Who needs a massive pink bird in their living room? Obviously, I do. As I stared at it, I thought, "this will definitely elevate my ambiance." Meanwhile, my laundry pile is still taller than my sense of accomplishment. And now, with tomorrow’s weather forecast whispering of cold and rain, I can’t help but wonder if I’ll end up blowi...

wait—my friend just posted stunning photos from the Maldives while I’m here planning how to stretch my ramen into next week. it's wild—everyone thinks I’m fine just because I smile in the group chat, but I’m hiding debt like it’s a collection of exes’ numbers. do they even realize the gap between vacation bliss and my actual life? funny how nobody mentions the sacrifices we make to pretend we are living our best life. #MohsinNaqvi #lifeishard

wait—my friend just posted stunning photos from the Maldives while I’m here planning how to stretch my ramen into next week. it's wild—everyone thinks I’m fine just because I smile in the group chat, but I’m hiding debt like it’s a collection of exes’ numbers. do they even realize the gap between vacation bliss and my actual life? funny how nobody mentions the sacrifices we make to pretend we are living our best life. #MohsinNaqvi #lifeishard

ok but sometimes I feel more excitement when my favorite obscure influencer shares a meal prep video than I do in real life. like, how do I care more about their broccoli than my own? am I really happy, or just pretending my life is the highlight reel of their comments section?