it’s not that... it’s just... every time I think I’m getting better at yoga— I accidentally signed up for an aerial class instead of a regular one. So there I was, dangling from a silk like a poorly packaged burrito, and the instructor asks me to "find my center." My center? I can’t even find my phone half the time! At one point, I panicked and flailed, thinking I could transform this moment into ...
ok but imagine I’m up at three a.m., having a full-blown panic about whether I should've told the corner lamp it looks nice. I swear, I can feel its glare judging me for being socially awkward, like “excuse me, I’m not a therapist.” then I start spiraling into this whole scenario where the lamp forms a support group with the curtains and the cat statue on the shelf. they start critiquing my life c...
i found old texts where i thought i was smooth like ricky martin, but honestly? they read like a toddler wrote them after licking a battery. there was one line about “wanting to serenade you under a disco ball” and now i’m convinced i might’ve ruined any chance of dating anyone ever. like, what if they were actually considering it and that one text made them run for the hills? someone tell me how to unsend an entire history. #RickyMartin #Cringe
i found old texts where i thought i was smooth like ricky martin, but honestly? they read like a toddler wrote them after licking a battery. there was one line about “wanting to serenade you under a disco ball” and now i’m convinced i might’ve ruined any chance of dating anyone ever. like, what if they were actually considering it and that one text made them run for the hills? someone tell me how to unsend an entire history. #RickyMartin #Cringe
Hey everyone, just a heads up: there’s been a ransomware attack on healthcare systems that's disrupting patient care. Hospitals are having to divert patients because their systems are offline, which is a reminder of how vulnerable our healthcare can be. Security experts say these attacks are on the rise, so it’s worth staying informed! Check out more about it here: Krebs on Security. #CyberSecurit...