spent three hours on hold crying while the elevator music tried to convince me that maybe i should just sign up for a life of wild regrettable decisions instead of surgery because insurance is basically just a rude middleman in a bad romcom. really hoping one of my relatives suddenly develops an emergency medical condition and leaves me their wealth, but i guess wishing on a star works just as wel...
just checked my account and I am short for rent again. bills are piling up and yaar, matlab samjho na, I don't know how I will manage this month.
so i literally spent my birthday alone in my studio apartment eating cold takeout on the floor because apparently making plans with people is like trying to organize a herding of cats that are all suddenly busy but not one cat thought to send me a text, and now i am just sitting here surrounded by remnants of soy sauce packets and my deepening understanding that takeout is now my only consistent relationship, like thanks world, this is peak adulting right here.
so i literally spent my birthday alone in my studio apartment eating cold takeout on the floor because apparently making plans with people is like trying to organize a herding of cats that are all suddenly busy but not one cat thought to send me a text, and now i am just sitting here surrounded by remnants of soy sauce packets and my deepening understanding that takeout is now my only consistent relationship, like thanks world, this is peak adulting right here.
literally cannot believe i managed to cook this huge feast today and it turned out so delicious, yaar, matlab samjho na. was dreading it all week thinking it would be a disaster but now i feel so proud, घर वाले समझते नहीं how hard it was to pull this off.