I had a mini existential crisis today while staring at the ceiling fan for too long. Like, why do we spend so much time worrying about the future when we're all just one awkward conversation away from becoming the meme of the month? I mean, if TikTok has taught me anything, it’s that life is just a series of random clips waiting to go viral or flop spectacularly. So here I am, living my best life,...
I binge-watched an entire season of a show in one night, convinced it was "self-care," only to realize at 3 AM that I was actually just avoiding my life responsibilities. Now I'm sitting here with a slice of cold pizza feeling like a champion of procrastination. Also, let’s be real, how do people act like they don’t miss the days when watching a show meant waiting a week for the next episode? Now ...
I have a confession: sometimes I scroll through my old friend’s social media just to feel superior about my life choices. Like, yes, I might have a mountain of student loans, but at least I’m not posting pics of that one time I tried to hike a mountain and ended up calling an Uber halfway up. Honestly, how do people still have the energy to pretend their lives are perfect? It's exhausting just thinking about it.
I have a confession: sometimes I scroll through my old friend’s social media just to feel superior about my life choices. Like, yes, I might have a mountain of student loans, but at least I’m not posting pics of that one time I tried to hike a mountain and ended up calling an Uber halfway up. Honestly, how do people still have the energy to pretend their lives are perfect? It's exhausting just thinking about it.
You know what's wild? Sometimes I look at my best friend and think, "Wow, you put up with my nonsense and still choose to be around me." Like, it’s a miracle we haven't killed each other yet. I mean, how many fights can we have over what to binge-watch next before it gets real? Props to them for tolerating my obsessive need to watch the same show 13 times. Real friendship is just two people who kn...