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Confessions: i was scrolling through social media when—surprise!—my ex popped up with someone…

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so i'm at this work event, and guess who walks in looking like a beach god? right, the one person who swore they "don’t do relationships" while i was doing interpretive dance in my feelings. now they want to jet off to the dominican republic next week. and i'm just here in the break room contemplating whether my cat would even tolerate a tiny beach umbrella... like should i pack him instead? #Domi...

i was scrolling through social media when—surprise!—my ex popped up with someone new. they said they needed space to “find themselves,” which i now realize was code for “let's make everyone else look like we're happy while you stress over rent.” funny thing is, their new partner has the same name as my childhood bully. who knew healing could feel so much like having flashbacks? #ArshadWarsi #newbeginnings

i was scrolling through social media when—surprise!—my ex popped up with someone new. they said they needed space to “find themselves,” which i now realize was code for “let's make everyone else look like we're happy while you stress over rent.” funny thing is, their new partner has the same name as my childhood bully. who knew healing could feel so much like having flashbacks? #ArshadWarsi #newbeginnings

day 24 of being broke and apparently oblivious; just found out my ex is dating my “best friend” who I literally confided in about my whole breakup. ngl, I'm still trying to figure out if I’m angrier at them or my cat for ignoring me. #friendshipgoals #exfiles