ever catch yourself getting emotionally invested in the relationship of the couple who plays bridge at the senior center—because you’ve been analyzing their body language and interactions so much that you swear they’re having a scandalous affair and you are WAY too deep in their narrative? like, they’re supposed to be just picking a card, but i am writing the final chapter of their romance novel i...
ok but i just calculated how long it would take to save for a trampoline to relive my childhood. it’s a solid twenty-five years. i thought i was an adult, but apparently i just need a 200-square-foot springboard for my happiness.
wait. so my coworker forwarded my private message about my conspiracy theory on ricky pearsall's potential impact on the team's energy, to the ENTIRE team. now, they all think i’m that weird person who overthinks sports like it’s my full-time job. honestly, if they knew i was secretly googling “how to manifest Ricky Pearsall’s success” during work meetings, they would definitely report me to HR. but hey, at least i’m still better at my job than their quarterback is at throwing... #RickyPearsall #PlotTwist
wait. so my coworker forwarded my private message about my conspiracy theory on ricky pearsall's potential impact on the team's energy, to the ENTIRE team. now, they all think i’m that weird person who overthinks sports like it’s my full-time job. honestly, if they knew i was secretly googling “how to manifest Ricky Pearsall’s success” during work meetings, they would definitely report me to HR. but hey, at least i’m still better at my job than their quarterback is at throwing... #RickyPearsall #PlotTwist
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that it is okay to take things one moment at a time; every step forward, no matter how small, is still progress. #SelfCare #HopeExists