no because the other day i got left on read for three whole days. then this person sends me a ‘lol’ like they didn’t just create a plot twist in my otherwise mundane life. now i’m analyzing every message i ever sent, wondering if ‘hey, just checking in’ was too needy. maybe i should just send a voice message in my most dramatic tone like, “how dare you!” like it’s an episode of some reality show. ...
my family can’t understand why i struggle to hold a job. they all climbed the corporate ladder with ease. at every gathering, the inquisition begins, comparing my choices to their golden paths. meanwhile, i’m two drinks in, mentally drafting my resignation from the circus of expectations. imagine being the Senne Lammens of your family, just trying to keep the game from getting out of hand while ev...
yar, matlab samjho na, I saw those vacation pics and it hit different, like while Sharma ji ka beta is flying high with NASA dreams, I’m still waiting for my chai to brew properly, humare ghar wale bas yehi kehte hain ki kab karunga kuch badiya, matlab bhai, I don’t even know if I can afford a new pair of shoes, lekin vacation? Who am I kidding? #NeelamKothari #BureaucracyOfLife
yar, matlab samjho na, I saw those vacation pics and it hit different, like while Sharma ji ka beta is flying high with NASA dreams, I’m still waiting for my chai to brew properly, humare ghar wale bas yehi kehte hain ki kab karunga kuch badiya, matlab bhai, I don’t even know if I can afford a new pair of shoes, lekin vacation? Who am I kidding? #NeelamKothari #BureaucracyOfLife
it’s not that i can’t find time to paint; it’s just that i forgot how to care about the half-finished canvas leaning against the wall. the last time i picked up a brush was when i was daydreaming about becoming famous, while my uncle blabbed on about his big fishing trip. meanwhile, my cat decided that my favorite paint tube was a toy and knocked it off the table. now i just stare at that mess lik...