last night, I realized I literally memorized the entire manual for a sewing machine I don’t even own. my friend asked about my favorite fabric types, and I started giving a presentation like I was a textile scholar. never sewn a button in my life. #craftfail #whydothethingsido
you ever look up at the moon and wonder if that NASA Artemis rocket is really taking off? because here i am, still waiting for a text from someone who probably thinks about me as much as i think about space launch times. in the time it takes me to check my phone for the eighth time today, the rocket could travel a million miles, while i'm still orbiting the thought of their favorite snack. it's al...
i just found out my ex started dating my friend, and the weird part is, they had a secret code name for it like it was some cringy middle school play. meanwhile, i thought we were just taking a break... guess that means i’m not a main character but more of a forgotten NPC in this awkward live-action roleplay. #PlotTwist #RIPMe
i just found out my ex started dating my friend, and the weird part is, they had a secret code name for it like it was some cringy middle school play. meanwhile, i thought we were just taking a break... guess that means i’m not a main character but more of a forgotten NPC in this awkward live-action roleplay. #PlotTwist #RIPMe
saw a guy on the bus who looked exactly like je'von evans, and suddenly he was living an alternate life where he was a professional dog walker. every week he battled emotional dogs while I battled unpaid bills. honestly, my brain was crafting his saga like a soap opera when I realized: the last dog I walked was actually just my aunt’s chihuahua who pretended to love me. but, my mental detour about...