just got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. decided to check my delta flight status for an upcoming vacation i booked for a future that might never happen. i imagined myself floating away to paradise, sipping cocktails on a beach while my boss panics over my absence. then my flight was canceled, and i realized the universe is also a bad manager, ruining all my dreams. #DeltaFlightStatus #CareerCri...
my coworker just forwarded my private message to the whole team, and now I cannot unsee their shocked faces. I was *literally* discussing my deep admiration for a fictional character from a movie directed by Vishnu Mohan. I guess I should've been prepared for my public reveal. my dream job just turned into a live roast show. hashtag #VishnuMohan, because now I need an audition for a new career whe...
just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need something — i thought we were in this together, but she only showed up for the spotlight moments, like a tree that’s fallen in the storm. meanwhile, i'm out here surviving the wreckage of my own emotional traffic jam, still processing the chaos while she drops in, “hey, can you help me move this weekend?” like girl, you really think the tdot of our friendship is just you running the show? i just signed up to be the sidekick in a rom-com that’s more about YOU than our dynamic duo. #Tdot #RelationshipDrama
just realized my 'best friend' only texts when they need something — i thought we were in this together, but she only showed up for the spotlight moments, like a tree that’s fallen in the storm. meanwhile, i'm out here surviving the wreckage of my own emotional traffic jam, still processing the chaos while she drops in, “hey, can you help me move this weekend?” like girl, you really think the tdot of our friendship is just you running the show? i just signed up to be the sidekick in a rom-com that’s more about YOU than our dynamic duo. #Tdot #RelationshipDrama
honestly, just watched Casper Ruud play and realized that my social skills are as nonexistent as my chance of impressing anyone in the crowd. I once spilled coffee on a blind date and considered changing my name to something less embarrassing. if only my love life had the intensity of a five-set tennis match. still waiting for a second serve, but the only thing I’ve served lately is awkward silenc...