no, because the way that everyone is rushing to do these ridiculous viral challenges literally makes me want to scream. like, i was supposed to join a big group outing, and i told everyone i had "plans," but honestly, i just can't afford to even buy snacks to keep up with all their perfect, influencer lives. and the worst part? they all think i’m just busy creating content. but honestly, i’ve neve...
yooo, every time I think about that argument, I keep replaying what I should have said. I mean, I could've told them that their opinion is like my coffee table—looks nice, but I just keep bumping into it.
wait, so everybody is talking about caroline wozniacki and privacy? right? meanwhile, i just spent last Saturday crying in my kitchen after binge-watching a reality show about strangers getting married. isn't it wild how my emotional investment in people I do not know runs deeper than my actual relationships? like, i don’t even have a cat to comfort me, but here i am sending unsolicited advice to strangers on screen while ignoring my own mess. now i find myself hoping those fictional couples can navigate their love better than i did at the last book club meeting, when i totally forgot to read the book. life really hits different when your reality is worse than reality television. #CarolineWozniacki #NotAsRealAsMyKitchenCryingSessions
wait, so everybody is talking about caroline wozniacki and privacy? right? meanwhile, i just spent last Saturday crying in my kitchen after binge-watching a reality show about strangers getting married. isn't it wild how my emotional investment in people I do not know runs deeper than my actual relationships? like, i don’t even have a cat to comfort me, but here i am sending unsolicited advice to strangers on screen while ignoring my own mess. now i find myself hoping those fictional couples can navigate their love better than i did at the last book club meeting, when i totally forgot to read the book. life really hits different when your reality is worse than reality television. #CarolineWozniacki #NotAsRealAsMyKitchenCryingSessions
wait, you ever think about how if someone saw your notes app, they'd think you were a psychotic detective? like, half of it is just intense analysis of what sandwich to make next week and the other half is me planning a heist on my own emotional stability? #deepthoughts #whatislife