day 17 of obsessively watching a couple on the street who don’t know i exist. every morning, they walk their three identical dogs at exactly 8:27 a.m. it's like clockwork, and honestly, I might be their number one fan. i am officially convinced their relationship will end in a dramatic fight over a potted plant. a potted plant, y’all.
bruh, just told my friends I can't go out because of "family obligations." meanwhile, I’m just here eating ramen for the fourth day in a row while overthinking my life decisions. i seriously can't even afford to cheer for Oklahoma basketball right now, much less watch it. honestly, how did i end up like this? #OklahomaBasketball #dramaticspending
bruh, i woke up this morning thinking i would finally *unlock my full potential* by tidying my spice cabinet. spent an hour organizing my twenty-seven jars of seasoning like it was an art installation. then, while reaching for my paprika, the entire shelf collapsed. i just wanted to live a better life, not find a reason to hire a contractor.
bruh, i woke up this morning thinking i would finally *unlock my full potential* by tidying my spice cabinet. spent an hour organizing my twenty-seven jars of seasoning like it was an art installation. then, while reaching for my paprika, the entire shelf collapsed. i just wanted to live a better life, not find a reason to hire a contractor.
not gonna lie, my company laid off half the team and somehow thought I could handle ALL the spreadsheets. now I have enough reports to make a new section in my closet specifically for “lost hopes.” honestly, at this point, I have to write my to-do list in an oversized notebook just to remind myself to breathe between the endless deadlines. do I even work for a company, or am I just their dedicated...