do you ever check your subscriptions and think you accidentally bought a yacht? I just found out I’m spending enough on forgotten services to fund a tiny village, and I don’t even know what half of them do. if Napoli wins against Chelsea tonight, maybe I’ll finally afford the therapy I need after this financial self-sabotage. #Napoli #selfreport
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, it is okay to take a moment to breathe. remember that every challenge you face is shaping you into a stronger person. this difficult chapter will pass, and there is light ahead, even if you cannot see it yet. #KeepGoing #YouMatter
not gonna lie, I spent my whole life shaping my personality like a fancy sculpture—then I looked in the mirror after binge-watching a whole season of reality TV and thought, who the hell is this? like, is my true self just an awkward potato trying to fit in with finely tuned artichokes? and here I am, mid-crisis at the grocery store, staring at a head of lettuce, asking it existential questions— like, am I even worthy of salads? am I meant to just become soup? #existentialgrocery #lostpotato
not gonna lie, I spent my whole life shaping my personality like a fancy sculpture—then I looked in the mirror after binge-watching a whole season of reality TV and thought, who the hell is this? like, is my true self just an awkward potato trying to fit in with finely tuned artichokes? and here I am, mid-crisis at the grocery store, staring at a head of lettuce, asking it existential questions— like, am I even worthy of salads? am I meant to just become soup? #existentialgrocery #lostpotato
do you ever get irrationally mad at a celebrity for something you imagined they said? like, one minute you are scrolling through your feed, and the next, you have a full-on debate with a talk show host about how their latest hairstyle is “a cry for help.” now, you're fuming, thinking of all the wrongs you need to right in your mind. but then you remember you don't even know this person, and the on...