if you are facing a tough time right now, just know that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this moment does not define your entire journey. take a deep breath, and remember that each day is a new opportunity to find a bit of light. #MentalHealthSupport #Hope
wait, you ever tell someone you LOVE avocado toast when you actually hate it? like—now it’s been three years of pretending I enjoy this green mush—what if it becomes my personality? do I keep living the lie or admit I’m just a sad cereal-for-dinner type? #Relatable #AvocadoConfessions
i found myself crafting tragic storylines in my head, thinking about how drinking too much might lead to a late-stage colon cancer diagnosis. like, am i really worried about that now? or am i just projecting my inner chaos onto a disease i’ve never faced? why do i make up entire scenarios about arguing with people who have no idea who i am? should i just have a drink or two or three and accept my fate while throwing imaginary shade? #Cancer #DarkHumor
i found myself crafting tragic storylines in my head, thinking about how drinking too much might lead to a late-stage colon cancer diagnosis. like, am i really worried about that now? or am i just projecting my inner chaos onto a disease i’ve never faced? why do i make up entire scenarios about arguing with people who have no idea who i am? should i just have a drink or two or three and accept my fate while throwing imaginary shade? #Cancer #DarkHumor
wait, i just found out jeremy sochan might get traded. the guy gets more attention than my entire life's worth of awkward attempts to make conversation. i'm supposed to mentor someone, but honestly, all i do is tell them about my sad plants that are somehow more alive than my social life. does that count? #JeremySochan #LifeAdvice