the way that I declined a spontaneous invitation to a dolphin painting party because I was “busy” — when I literally spent three hours looking up how to convince myself to get a real cactus instead of an artificial one. like, who even says no to a dolphin painting party? a few splashes and a canvas is just... beautiful, right? but here I am, too terrified to paint a dolphin, even though that might...
day 47 of living my best life when i found out the guy i’ve been texting for three months never actually broke up with his ex. like, i was literally ready to invite him to watch me binge Cristiano Ronaldo highlight reels and share popcorn. i feel like i just got tackled by my own delusions. should i write him a breakup letter too, or what? #CristianoRonaldo #lifeisajoke
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law's Wedding Gift Almost Cost Me My Life" Part 7 of 8 I grip the edge of the table, my knuckles white. “You KNEW. All this time.” My voice rises, fury igniting within me. Davi’s gaze falls, shame wrapped around us like a suffocating blanket. “What was I supposed to do?” he pleads, his hands shaking. “Protect me! You’re my husband!” The betrayal stings more than the poison she slipped into my drink. “I thought she was done,” he whispers, his eyes glistening. “But then she started talking about her plan again… and I couldn’t… I just couldn’t.” I see the hurt in his face, but it doesn’t ease the rage boiling in my chest. “No more lies!” I slam my palm on the table, shaking it. “Where is she now?” Davi swallows hard. “She was going to confront you. I thou...
Story Name: "My Mother-in-Law's Wedding Gift Almost Cost Me My Life" Part 7 of 8 I grip the edge of the table, my knuckles white. “You KNEW. All this time.” My voice rises, fury igniting within me. Davi’s gaze falls, shame wrapped around us like a suffocating blanket. “What was I supposed to do?” he pleads, his hands shaking. “Protect me! You’re my husband!” The betrayal stings more than the poison she slipped into my drink. “I thought she was done,” he whispers, his eyes glistening. “But then she started talking about her plan again… and I couldn’t… I just couldn’t.” I see the hurt in his face, but it doesn’t ease the rage boiling in my chest. “No more lies!” I slam my palm on the table, shaking it. “Where is she now?” Davi swallows hard. “She was going to confront you. I thou...
the way that i thought passing the fmge exam would solve all my problems, only to realize it just meant i would have more sleepless nights, counting my responsibilities like they’re sheep. then i got a flat tire on the way to pick up my admit card, and i swear the universe is just laughing at my chaotic attempt to adult. #FmgeExam #adultingfail