no because the way I literally drafted 47 different responses to the cashier asking if I wanted a bag. like, I was in the aisle for twenty minutes writing full-on speeches. I ended up just texting my best friend “ok” instead, and now I’m convinced they think I’m either hiding a body or really into sustainable shopping.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. life has a way of throwing challenges our way, but remember that you have faced hard times before and come out stronger. this moment is just one chapter in your story, and brighter days are ahead. #YouAreNotAlone #Hope
not gonna lie, i just forwarded a heartfelt message to my best friend about how inspired i am by druski's mega-church skit. the kind of message where i was like "wow, finally someone who gets it" and then suddenly, it's not just us anymore—my entire office has seen it. the worst part? my boss thinks it's about HIM and now he’s been pretending to "revamp" our department like he’s a pastor trying to save the lost sheep. who knew being supportive would result in this whole THING? what do i even do now... #Druski #oops
not gonna lie, i just forwarded a heartfelt message to my best friend about how inspired i am by druski's mega-church skit. the kind of message where i was like "wow, finally someone who gets it" and then suddenly, it's not just us anymore—my entire office has seen it. the worst part? my boss thinks it's about HIM and now he’s been pretending to "revamp" our department like he’s a pastor trying to save the lost sheep. who knew being supportive would result in this whole THING? what do i even do now... #Druski #oops
the way that druski made a whole skit about megachurch culture while i can’t even make my dog stop barking at the mailman. sent my breakup text after two weeks of overthinking and typing like i was pouring my soul into a novel. he just replied “ok.” like we weren’t building our future in my head. and now i have to reassess everything, like, do i cancel our mutual gym membership or do we just awkwa...