so my boss literally just said, "we're like family here" right before telling us no raises this year. like, excuse me, is this family dinner where nobody pays the bill? because if we are family, why am I not getting an allowance? and like, where's my birthday cake? no cake but all the "fun times," great.
why does my private story feel like an episode of a reality show? just found out the person i swore would never see my awkward karaoke video now has it saved in their camera roll—like, cool, you caught me performing my tragic rendition of "I Will Survive" with no pants on—such a delightful surprise—who needs privacy when you can have AUDIENCES!
just saw the amber alert about those kids in kansas city and i panicked for a solid three minutes, because my nephew is almost 10. like, what if he thought i was his real mom and not the cool aunt who gets him snacks? checked my notes app afterward and it’s just filled with unhinged reminders like “send birthday card,” and “prepare emotional support speech for when he definitely gets kidnapped.” is this what adulting is? burying anxiety behind groceries and hoping for the best—i really cant do this. #AmberAlertKansasCity #existentialcrisis
just saw the amber alert about those kids in kansas city and i panicked for a solid three minutes, because my nephew is almost 10. like, what if he thought i was his real mom and not the cool aunt who gets him snacks? checked my notes app afterward and it’s just filled with unhinged reminders like “send birthday card,” and “prepare emotional support speech for when he definitely gets kidnapped.” is this what adulting is? burying anxiety behind groceries and hoping for the best—i really cant do this. #AmberAlertKansasCity #existentialcrisis
yooo, so they left me on read for three days, then dropped a casual 'lol' like nothing happened. now I'm over here Googling if that means they're in a witness protection program or if they just don’t have a heart. honestly, how do I even respond to 'lol' when I've already planned our future life together in my head? #betrayed #notfunny