just saw the news about this winter storm and it got me thinking about my grand plans to take beautiful snowy photos. you know, the kind that says 'look at my perfect life'? but instead, i ended up huddled under ten blankets, contemplating if my breath counts as an artistic expression of despair. finally sent my friend a simple 'ok' after drafting fifty-seven texts about how much i needed to captu...
how is it that i walked in on my coworker literally presenting my project as if it were their idea, while i stood there with a decorative stapler like i was about to accept an award? turns out i wasn't being watched after all, they were just as confused as i was about where all this talent suddenly came from. #stealingthunder #itsmygenius
last night i went down a rabbit hole looking for obscure Landry Shamet fan art and ended up saving over 30 images, half of which were obviously illegal to explain in court. like, why do i have a digital shrine dedicated to a role player who doesn't even know i exist? my friend called and heard me mumbling about my "landry shamet aesthetic," and i had to fake a sudden cough to get out of it. now i'm questioning all my life choices. #LandryShamet #WhyAmILikeThis
last night i went down a rabbit hole looking for obscure Landry Shamet fan art and ended up saving over 30 images, half of which were obviously illegal to explain in court. like, why do i have a digital shrine dedicated to a role player who doesn't even know i exist? my friend called and heard me mumbling about my "landry shamet aesthetic," and i had to fake a sudden cough to get out of it. now i'm questioning all my life choices. #LandryShamet #WhyAmILikeThis
the way that i just checked the social media of a guy who I literally saw eating an entire family-sized lasagna alone in his kitchen three days ago, and now i’m pretending he’s some sort of enigmatic culinary genius in my head.