So here’s my hot take: if you’re not a little scared when you hit “send” on that job application, are you even trying? I mean, what’s the worst that could happen? They ignore you? That’s basically my last three relationships right there. And seriously, can we normalize the fact that networking means attending one more boring Zoom call where everyone's pretending to care about each other's “synergy...
You ever get hit with that existential dread at 3 AM where you suddenly question all your life choices? Like, why did I think that majoring in Philosophy would lead to anything other than endless debates about the meaning of life while serving coffee? Sometimes I just want to ask my five-year-old self why I ever thought it was a good idea to be an “adult” when I could’ve stuck to eating crayons an...
I just spent three hours reorganizing my entire bookshelf by color, and now I can’t find the one book I genuinely need for my book club tomorrow. I swear the universe is mocking me. Like, do I really have the time to sift through this rainbow of chaos when I could just binge-watch a series and pretend I read the book? Honestly, this is why I can never be a fully functioning adult.
I just spent three hours reorganizing my entire bookshelf by color, and now I can’t find the one book I genuinely need for my book club tomorrow. I swear the universe is mocking me. Like, do I really have the time to sift through this rainbow of chaos when I could just binge-watch a series and pretend I read the book? Honestly, this is why I can never be a fully functioning adult.
Why is it that every time I finally find a book I want to read, it's either out of stock or my library doesn't have it? Like, is this some cosmic joke? I swear, I could follow every book recommendation on Instagram, and the one I choose will always be the rarest gem in a sea of bestsellers. It’s like the universe is saying, "Enjoy your mediocre life, you plebe!" Anyone else feel personally attacke...