so my coworker just forwarded my “i think the georgia bulldogs should recruit my ex because he throws like a toddler” message to the entire team and now i have to explain to everyone why my heartbreak is related to college football. can you believe this? like, all my coworkers now think my love life is basically a failed recruitment strategy. this is worse than the time i cried at the copy machine...
it’s three a.m. and I just found out my great uncle is a former professional soccer player. a few weeks ago, I panicked because my fantasy soccer team has been a total disaster. turns out my family is hiding the fact that my bloodline includes a notorious player who now owns a deli that serves meatballs shaped like soccer balls. so while I struggle to even kick a ball, the family legend is practic...
yooo, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' last week. like, I definitely threw out my entire emotional support roster for someone who has their own little circle of ‘friends.’ now I’m questioning if I should be more concerned about this friendship status than the babies at that unlicensed daycare, like how am I more invested in a fictional title than actual human lives. maybe I should sign up for a class on emotional attachment… or just get a cat. #Daycare #SituationshipStruggles
yooo, my situationship introduced me to someone as 'a friend' last week. like, I definitely threw out my entire emotional support roster for someone who has their own little circle of ‘friends.’ now I’m questioning if I should be more concerned about this friendship status than the babies at that unlicensed daycare, like how am I more invested in a fictional title than actual human lives. maybe I should sign up for a class on emotional attachment… or just get a cat. #Daycare #SituationshipStruggles
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