honestly, just saw the buzz about "نتيجه الشهاده الاعداديه محافظه سوهاج" and it hit me like a truck. while everyone is celebrating good grades, i’m here frantically checking my phone for notifications that will never come. i’ve been "voluntold" to cover another shift this weekend, pretending that i’m fine, while my bank account does its best impression of a black hole. what if my imaginary enemies...
ok but have you ever sat at a friend's wedding, nodding like you're having the time of your life while internally you're wondering how you ended up in the "who are you wearing?" crowd? meanwhile, the friend who was still "discovering themselves" two years ago now has a four-bedroom house and a garden with a mini pond. and here I am still wondering if I can afford a full tank of gas. like, what bet...
not gonna lie, I spent an entire weekend organizing my spice rack by alphabetical order and color, and I swear my family acted like I just cured world hunger. they stared at me like I was performing brain surgery while they quietly ask when I will stop playing chef and finally start a real career. if I hear one more comparison to my cousin who has an actual family and career, I might just start mixing spices with my tears. I’m just one sweet paprika away from flipping the table at the next family gathering! #familyexpectations #spiceracktherapy
not gonna lie, I spent an entire weekend organizing my spice rack by alphabetical order and color, and I swear my family acted like I just cured world hunger. they stared at me like I was performing brain surgery while they quietly ask when I will stop playing chef and finally start a real career. if I hear one more comparison to my cousin who has an actual family and career, I might just start mixing spices with my tears. I’m just one sweet paprika away from flipping the table at the next family gathering! #familyexpectations #spiceracktherapy
yaar, you ever think about how stressful cooking is? I tried making biryani last weekend. thought it would impress everyone. ended up with a charred bottom and a kitchen that looked like a tornado hit it. گھر والے समझते नहीं ke mujhe kitchen ke andar kaise handle karna hai. now I'm left wondering if takeout might just be the answer to my culinary dreams. #MarkWatt #cookingchaos