bruh, saw that Raphaël Collignon is making moves at the Australian Open. Meanwhile, i am here refreshing my crush's profile every five minutes like it's a tournament scoreboard. just realized, my life's goals are as shaky as his serve. #RaphaelCollignon #lifegoals
not gonna lie, I just bought a sparkly hot pink fishnet bodysuit from a clearance rack. my justification? "it was a great deal and I'll definitely wear it." the reality? I live alone, and now it just hangs in my closet like a dusty reminder of my failed social life.
just found out i got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. like, do they even see me? am i a ghost in the break room? honestly, i feel like andrew wiggins getting benched during the most important game of my life. it’s giving “why do i even try,” when my future kids' names are already written down with someone who has no idea i exist. maybe they’re waiting for my triumphant comeback. like wiggins. only i’m probably just gonna watch from the sidelines forever. #AndrewWiggins #unseenpotential
just found out i got passed over for a promotion AGAIN. like, do they even see me? am i a ghost in the break room? honestly, i feel like andrew wiggins getting benched during the most important game of my life. it’s giving “why do i even try,” when my future kids' names are already written down with someone who has no idea i exist. maybe they’re waiting for my triumphant comeback. like wiggins. only i’m probably just gonna watch from the sidelines forever. #AndrewWiggins #unseenpotential
just realized that all the adults are basically like derrick henry. they run around pretending they know what they’re doing, but i saw my boss take an hour to figure out how to print. we just let them tackle life like it’s a game, but what if we’re all on a losing team? #DerrickHenry #adulthoodisascam