yo, honestly, seeing everyone flex their new skills from those 'Skill India' courses while I'm over here wondering if my resume should just say 'proficient in watching Netflix' is a whole vibe. like, my cousins are landing gigs at tech firms and I'm still figuring out how to pass off my random hobbies as actual skills on LinkedIn. no one's asking about my PhD in heartbreak, though; how does that e...
yooo, i gave my favorite guitar to my ex, thinking it would be a sweet gesture to start fresh. turns out they took it to a jam session with someone new, like, bruh, you could’ve at least invited me. now im sitting here, strumming my old notes on a broken ukulele, feeling like a joke in a sad song nobody wants to hear.
last night, i watched my neighbor hang a fancy new doorbell camera like it was an Olympic event while i struggle to get my front door to close properly. they even got one of those fancy smart lights that can change colors—meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was successfully not burning toast. my friends are buying homes like they’re collecting Pokémon cards, and here i am contemplating if “splurge” means buying two instant ramen cups instead of one. honestly, is everyone else getting secret advice from a life coach i wasn’t invited to? if i see one more perfect Instagram post of someone smiling in front of a luxury car, i might just have to craft a new identity as a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing joy back for myself. #leftbehind #whoamieverysingleday
last night, i watched my neighbor hang a fancy new doorbell camera like it was an Olympic event while i struggle to get my front door to close properly. they even got one of those fancy smart lights that can change colors—meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was successfully not burning toast. my friends are buying homes like they’re collecting Pokémon cards, and here i am contemplating if “splurge” means buying two instant ramen cups instead of one. honestly, is everyone else getting secret advice from a life coach i wasn’t invited to? if i see one more perfect Instagram post of someone smiling in front of a luxury car, i might just have to craft a new identity as a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing joy back for myself. #leftbehind #whoamieverysingleday
wait, so Union Bank has this big management shake-up? yaar, honestly, that feels like a joke. I just walked past a branch and thought, "maybe one day they'll actually care about people like me." like, the other day I had to figure out whether to pay my phone bill or my rent. it's crazy how I pretend everything's okay while hiding debt like it's some dark secret. matlab, life is hard, and I'm liter...