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Confessions: just stalked a post about greg bovino while deep in my spiral. liked it. PANIC s…

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just stalked a post about greg bovino while deep in my spiral. liked it. PANIC set in. i’m officially the social media detective that fell for the trap. next thing you know, i’m sweating over the prospect of unfollowing and sending my own messages to my ghost followers. i almost hired a private investigator to erase my digital footprint. why is my life like a poorly written reality show? #GregBovino #digitaldisaster

just stalked a post about greg bovino while deep in my spiral. liked it. PANIC set in. i’m officially the social media detective that fell for the trap. next thing you know, i’m sweating over the prospect of unfollowing and sending my own messages to my ghost followers. i almost hired a private investigator to erase my digital footprint. why is my life like a poorly written reality show? #GregBovino #digitaldisaster

wait, just found out that someone who literally does NOT know me shared my secret with the entire group chat. it's the same group that talks about their cereal preferences at 3am. they awarded themselves the Ashok Chakra of drama, like where's my medal for surviving another work week? now i’m reconsidering everything. am i even real, or just a glitch in their feed? #AshokChakra #DramaQueenEnergy