the way that everyone knew my ex was dating my friend, and I literally found out because she tagged him in a post like it was normal. meanwhile, I was over here wondering why he never invited me to brunch anymore. not even a hint of that juicy drama while I’m just trying to figure out why my plants keep dying. can you imagine the levels of betrayal? i’m plotting how to slide into his DMs about tha...
just found out my company laid off half the team while doubling my workload. honestly, it feels like i'm the only one left fighting a one-man war against spreadsheets. meanwhile, Ameren keeps sending me these reminders about my energy bills going up, as if i don't already have enough lightbulbs burning a hole in my sanity. i mean, will i still have power if my mental state goes dark? #Ameren #livi...
so there i was, quietly Googling "how to cope with your toxic coworker being your boss," and what pops up? something about energy relief from Ameren. i was literally scrolling while they were giving me THAT LOOK like they were my life coach. suddenly, i thought, “do i need relief from energy bills, or my BOSS?” life is so wild. #Ameren #toxicboss
so there i was, quietly Googling "how to cope with your toxic coworker being your boss," and what pops up? something about energy relief from Ameren. i was literally scrolling while they were giving me THAT LOOK like they were my life coach. suddenly, i thought, “do i need relief from energy bills, or my BOSS?” life is so wild. #Ameren #toxicboss
not gonna lie, I just spent the last three days staring at my fridge, hoping it would magically fill with food. like, I literally thought the carrots were judging me for their own unfortunate existence. so, here I am, waiting for my paycheck to drop like it’s the highlight of my month, while I'm snacking on expired mustard and just trying to remember what a real meal tastes like. honestly, my new ...