just realized i was supposed to return a library book. three weeks ago. i literally convinced myself it was overdue for only two days, and now i owe twenty-three dollars. who thought i would build a tiny empire of unpaid late fees over a dusty novel about squirrels?
it’s not that... it’s just that I have to be the calm, rational one now. in the middle of the chaotic spiral that is my parent’s separation. so here I am, taking notes like I’m moderating a board meeting. wearing my funeral outfit... not for a burial but for my own sanity, because clearly someone needs to keep it together in this circus. #familybusiness #mediatorlife
not gonna lie, i spent thirty minutes calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen the cereal aisle over the snack aisle in the grocery store last week. like, what if i had embraced my inner oat bran enthusiast instead of becoming a chip connoisseur? now i'm convinced i could have been a respected health blogger. instead, here i am, perpetually haunted by the idea of how kale smoothies might have made me a *different* person, and yet i'm still eating nachos for breakfast.
not gonna lie, i spent thirty minutes calculating how different my life would be if i had chosen the cereal aisle over the snack aisle in the grocery store last week. like, what if i had embraced my inner oat bran enthusiast instead of becoming a chip connoisseur? now i'm convinced i could have been a respected health blogger. instead, here i am, perpetually haunted by the idea of how kale smoothies might have made me a *different* person, and yet i'm still eating nachos for breakfast.
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