I’ve finally accepted that the only thing I’m good at cooking is making instant noodles taste like regret. Seriously, how can you burn water? But you know what? I can binge-watch an entire series in one weekend without breaking a sweat, and I feel like that should at least earn me a medal or something. Let’s stop pretending that "cooking" has to involve pots and pans when the real art is in creati...
Okay, hear me out. If you’re the kind of person who still thinks it’s cool to send a text three days after a date, STOP. If they liked you, they’d be texting you first. It’s 2024, not the Stone Age. Just hit them up! What’s the worst that could happen? You get ghosted? Oh wait, that already happened when you decided to play hard to get. Just take the plunge! I mean, unless you enjoy the thrill of ...
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the absolute genius behind Netflix’s 'Skip Intro' button. Like, thank you for validating my inability to commit to a 30-second theme song that’s somehow always overdramatic. Also, can we talk about how every reality show has at least one contestant who comes in looking like they just stumbled out of a time machine from 2008? It’s like, were you not watching the same show I was? But hey, if they make it to the finale, I’ll be the first one to crack open the popcorn and cheer them on.
I just want to take a moment to appreciate the absolute genius behind Netflix’s 'Skip Intro' button. Like, thank you for validating my inability to commit to a 30-second theme song that’s somehow always overdramatic. Also, can we talk about how every reality show has at least one contestant who comes in looking like they just stumbled out of a time machine from 2008? It’s like, were you not watching the same show I was? But hey, if they make it to the finale, I’ll be the first one to crack open the popcorn and cheer them on.
Sometimes I wonder if my life is just a series of poorly written skits where I’m the only one who didn’t get the script. Like, is everyone else just out here pretending they have it all figured out while we’re all secretly googling "how to adult" at 3 AM? And do we really believe that “finding ourselves” is just a trendy way of saying we’re procrastinating until we hit 30? Because honestly, my big...